This wonderful quickie is brought to you by fellow Brooklynite Lauren Marchisotto. She is a Christmas miracle, as I am too cough riddled to think of something to post before midnight. With so much crammed into the holidays, sometimes it’s the simplest things that are most amusing. Enjoy, and Lauren (lulu), you rock!
The scene: Mom and daughter sharing holiday banter. Aaaand…ACTION!
Mom: How can Santa be over Vienna when he was just in Rome?
Me: He was in Rome almost an hour ago…
Mom: Why is he going east instead of west?
Me: Look at the map. It’s not that far out of his way.
Me: WHY ARE WE ARGUING OVER THE PATH OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER?
Aaaaand….scene. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and let’s never forget Festivus for the rest of us!