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Uncooked holidays & breaking the drill

O. M. G.

What the HELL has been going on in here? I go away for a few days, come back, and LOOK at this joint! Clothes on the floor everywhere, dishes in the sink, makeup all over the bathroom, and in–come again? I left it this way? I see… Let me, ah, pick up a few things, ha ha, have a seat.

I hope everyone had a restful, easy holiday. My family of three certainly did. We got a dud turkey (expensive and totally unseasoned), plus undercooked green beans and unsalted, pudding-like gravy. But I spoke to the manager on Saturday and promptly got a second free, yummy turkey. My mom ominously noted, “Remember, [the manager] can get spicy.” I replied, “Have you MET me?!” I didn’t feel I should push as hard for the sides; my mom thought the gravy and greens were just as relevant. As I was the one marching out as Turkey Ambassador, I came down on the side of the main dish. I gave kudos to the manager for clearing up the matter with a quick “Come get a new one on the house at anytime today.” My mom thinks the unspoken part of this exchange was “We always f*ck up on Thanksgiving, so take a turkey and don’t go to Twitter or Facebook calling us out.” And guess what? She was diplomatic, and I didn’t call her out. I am, however, on my sixth day of eating turkey. I ran out of sides two days back and store owners looked at me funny when I asked for stuffing & cranberry sauce post-holiday.

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7 thoughts on “Uncooked holidays & breaking the drill”

  1. Nira – this is SO awesome. I don’t read many blogs and I tend to read the ones I do at 4am in the morning when I am having work/child/bill-related insomnia. Yours actually made me stop my day and read…and breath. You’re so observant and irrevant. There is a TV show out there with your name on it… So happy to be one of your new followers! Much love Soror…

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    1. Aw thanks! I appreciate anyone reading it… And yes, I got notice of your ‘following’ status today, thanks so much! It really does tickle me that I’m
      not the only one reading it, lol. Enjoy~

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  2. Your blog would be my late afternoon cup of coffee (if I drank it like that…lol) Thanks for the pick me up! I laughed out loud!!!

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  3. GOOD MORNING, Ms. Turkey Ambassador!
    This is some real and funny stuff. Love the way you write! Looking forward to your observations on those pissy fifth graders. LOL

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